Monday, May 19, 2008


Numbers and passwords clog the brain


I can still remember the combination to the Master Lock I had in high school. I can't recall what I had for lunch yesterday, but I know the three numbers required to open a piece of hardware I no longer own.

Maybe 36-8-24 stuck in my brain before it got cluttered with too many other number combinations, before passwords took over my life.

When calling the doctor's office to make an appointment, I have to think before I talk. What child am I calling for and what is that child's birthday? Having two kids in September and one with the same birth date as my husband doesn't help. And if you've ever told someone the wrong birth date for your child and then had to go back and correct it, there isn't much that's more embarrassing than that mother-of-the-year moment.

We have passwords to get into our computer, our voicemail at home and at work, work-related Web sites that require log-ins, flex-spending and dependent-care accounts, Blogger, YMCA class sign-ups, eBay, bank statements, Amazon.

Sure, online shopping makes buying much easier, but more accounts mean more passwords, and sometimes those passwords have to be complicated. They have to be a complex amalgamation of capital and lowercase letters, numbers and punctuation -- nothing that has any significance to me, and therefore, no easy way to remember it.

After making my way through a pile of bills recently and writing out checks, I was thinking about how I should switch to paying online. I'll need to come up with more passwords, of course.

My days are numbered.

3 Comments:

I couldn't agree more! And don't you love it when you enter and re-enter and RE-ENTER a password unsuccessfully ... only to find you accidentally had the Caps Lock key on or something stupid like that???

By Blogger lkaste, At May 19, 2008 1:57 PM  

I can never remember my phone number when I'm leaving it on someone's answering machine so they can call me back. I mean, I never call myself, so why would I know my own phone number?!

This post is descriptive and humorous and I love the ending! You could sell it as a freelance piece!

By Blogger Barb, At May 20, 2008 7:46 AM  

And sometimes if you enter it too many times, you are locked out for a period of time!

I have the same problem with my cell phone number.

It's good to know we aren't alone.

By Blogger Julie, At May 20, 2008 10:17 AM  

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Julie Gilkay
Age: 36
Husband's name: Gary
Kids names and ages: Benjamin, 5; Grace, 3; Lucas, 2.
Town of residence: Appleton
Occupation: Full-time editor and writer at The Post-Crescent
Hobbies and interests: Scrapbooking, beading, reading, baking, walking and traveling
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